Clever PickUp Lines
Well, you can choose any of the pickup lines on the basis of your requirement and move forward without any doubt.
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.
- So, It is entirely possible that I might like you just a little bit.
- I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
- I’m not allowed to bet but If I could I’d bet on you.
- Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
- Hey, you can’t spell “Calculus” without “us”.
- Are you a weeping angel ? Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.
- You’re awkward, but in a cure way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
- Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.
- Hey, no offense, but do you want to hold hands?
- You are the Obi-Wan for me.
- Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else.
- You must be a time lord. Because you have two hearts. Yours and mine!
- I’m inFATuated with you!
- Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
- Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
- If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.
- Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
Great Pick Up Lines That Are Very Much Clever
- “‘Where are you from?’ ‘Uhhh… here? Why do you ask?’ ‘Because you’re beautiful and I wanted to start a conversation with you.'”
- “On our first date, my now-husband asked if he could put his hand in mine to ‘see if they fit properly.’ He is one smooth motherf*cker.”
- “Hi. My friend over there is shy and he was wondering if you think I’m cute.”
- “‘You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that’s the least interesting thing about you.’ Wow.”
- “I’m going on a long walk, [extends hand], can you hold this?”
- “‘You’re beautiful. Don’t let anyone tell you any different.’ Sounds really lame, but 18-year-old college freshman me thought that was swoon-worthy.”
- “I was once at a Starbucks and the barista looked like a Rastafarian caricature: Skinny, 6′ 6″ tall, dreads down to his back, the works. Anyway, the girl in front of me walked up and said ‘I’ll take a tall hot chocolate.’ The barista turned around and said, ‘Babe, I’m already right here.'”
- “‘I’m sure that you have a boyfriend so I’ll leave you alone but you are really beautiful.’ Then the guy gave me flower from his lapel, turned and walked away. All night I was looking for him and when I found him ended up gushing, ‘I don’t have a boyfriend! Lucky us.'”
- “‘Like my new jacket?’ ‘Yep.’ ‘Know what it’s made of?’ ‘What?’ ‘Boyfriend material.'”
- “I was in an Irish pub when a 20-something guy drops a 20 Euro on the ground.
- “What is something you would change about me?’ ‘Your last name.’ We’ve been married six years.”
- Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid ten, but too good to be real.
- I’m not against you, but I wanna be against you.
- If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty
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