Cheesy Pickup Lines That Are Cute And Guaranteed To Laugh

Cheesy Pickup Lines For Her

Here we go with the best and unique cheesy and best pick up lines to make her blush. So why delay? Choose one and move a step forward with your partner.


  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • Aside from being cute, what do you do for a living?
  • Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  •  I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Smooth Pick Up Lines That Are Cheesy

  • I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
  • Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  • Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.
  • If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
  • Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
  • If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  • Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

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