Cheesy Pickup Lines That Are Cute And Guaranteed To Laugh

Cheesy Pickup Lines For Him

All you girls crazy about your champ? Then no worries. As you can select one and explore all your feelings very well in clear and understandable format.

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  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
  • When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  • I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
  • Baby, I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Hello, are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  • You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Best Pick Up Lines For Him

  • Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
  • I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
  • Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
  • Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.
  • Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
  • You’re not a vegetarian, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.
  • You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
  • Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

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