Cheesy Pickup Lines That Are Cute And Guaranteed To Laugh

Cheesy Pickup Lines For Guys

Are you seeing the best cheesy pickup line for your partner? Well, then you can choose one from the below list successfully.

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  1. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  2. What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
  3. Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.
  4. I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
  5. If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
  6. My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?
  7. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  8. There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
  9. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
  10. How do you like your sausage in the morning… scrambled or blown?
  11. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  12. Do these look real? Wanna check?
  13. Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
  14. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
  15. Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.
  16. How much woman can you handle?
  17. Wanna play Army? You be the enemy and I’ll blow you away.
  18. “You’re beautiful” has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together.
  19. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  20. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Offensive Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys

  1. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
  2. Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
  3. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  4. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
  5. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  6. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  7. You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
  8. Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
  9. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
  10. Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
  11. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  12. Someone should call the police because you just stole my heart!
  13. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  14. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
  15. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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