Chemistry Pickup Lines to Try on Your Crush

Physics Pickup Lines

All these space pick up lines will help you to select and perform a single action in the more accurate way. Let us go here and select our pickup line.

  • That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2 
  • What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass? 
  • Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you. 
  • I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed. 
  • Your lab bench, or mine? 
  • Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm. 
  • Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading. 
  • Hey baby. It’s massive. You know what I’m talking about. 
  • What’s your resonance frequency? 
  • Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion. 

physics pickup lines

  • I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see? 
  • Wanna couple our equations tonight? 
  • Can I have your significant digits? 
  • I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars? 
  • Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.
  • Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
  • Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
  • Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
  • You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and me together.
  • Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Physics Pick Up Lines Funny

  • Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
  • Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!
  • Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!
  • You must be gibberellin because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
  • Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic, and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!
  • Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
  • Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
  • I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
  • Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
  • Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
  • Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying from a chemical reaction.
  • Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
  • I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.
  • I and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
  • Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.

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