Chemistry Pickup Lines to Try on Your Crush

Engineering PickUp Lines

All these come under the funny pick up lines at engineering section. You can choose any and move forward with no doubts.

  • Babe, I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
  • Baby, what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?
  • Can I do your Systems Analysis?
  • Baby, is this building’s air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
  • Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.
  • Baby, If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.
  • Damn girl, you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
  • Baby! You’re sweeter than fructose.
  • Boy you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts
  • By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

engineering pickup lines

  • Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
  • Girl, you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
  • Finally, after 20 years of studies, I found X in you – The X-factor of my life.
  • Gee, I wish your Flow Chart is not short
  • Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.
  • Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close but never touch.
  • Girl, you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
  • Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
  • Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet
  • Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?

Cheesy Engineering Pick up Lines

  • Hi, can I check out your DataBase?
  • I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
  • Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
  • I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
  • How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • I am ready to git commit
  • How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
  • I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic when it comes to….
  • I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
  • I want you to reboot real quick
  • Hi, you are my Turn Key Project
  • I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • How about we do some DPI
  • I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your homepage.


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