Corny Pickup Lines That Are Funny And Steal Their Hearts

Corny Pickup Lines For Her

If you are looking for the best and cute pickup line corny, then do select from the below and express in well and understandable format.

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  •  Do you work at Starbucks? Because I really like you a latte.
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  • Is your dad a drug dealer? ‘Cause you’re so dope you make me high!
  • Smoking is hazardous to your health…and damn girl, you’re killing me!
  • There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how amazing you look.
  • Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentence without spaces.
  • Most people like to watch the Olympics because it only happens once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
  • If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  • If this bar were a meat market, you are the prime rib.
  • You know what I do for a living? I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  • I like Legos. So if you like Legos too, Lego build a relationship.
  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • Even if a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they would never create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  • Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  • I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent because you never leave my mind.
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Corny Chat Up Lines For Her

  • You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • Honey, you are so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU—the woman of my dreams!
  • If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  • Somebody better call God, ‘cause heaven’s missing an angel!
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • People call me <your name>, but you can call me tonight.
  • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  • I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
  • So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
  • You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
  • My doctor told me I can never have an arrhythmia, but the way you make my heart skip is definitely proving him wrong!

Hence this collection of pickup lines can be used as you wish. So make sure to select the best line from our collection and use them. As a result you can make use of all the pickup lines from here to pickup your girls heart.

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