Cute And Hilarious Pickup Lines That 100% Works

Hilarious Pickup Lines 

For instance, if you are trying for a girl, all the below pickup lines are proven as it eliminates all the tension encountered between you both. In conclusion, it may also put a smile on her face. Why delay? Choose the best among them.

  • Blazikens are red, and articunos are blue. If you turned into a Pokémon then I would choose you.
  • Do you work at McDonald’s because I’m loving it?
  •  You’re not Russian, are you? Because my heartbeat definitely is.
  • You make me want to be like one of the hoarders on the tv and just keep you with me until I die.
  • No need to alert the authorities, I just wanted to let you know that I’m going to steal your heart one day.
  • You must be a broom, cuz you just swept me off my feet.!
  • What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be a beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’not coming off!
  •  I’ve taken note of you.!
  • Is your name wifi? Cuz I’m feeling a connection
  • If you were a TRIANGLE you’d be acute one.

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  • Do your legs hurt from running through my mind all day?
  •  Does your father play the trumpet? Cause you got me horny
  •  If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, It’s just a sparkle.
  • Do I know you? Because I’m having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
  •  Can you touch me so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?
  •  There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.
  • Is your body from McDonald’s Because I’m Lovin’ it!
  •  Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  •  I would offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smoking hot.

Best Pick Up Lines Ever

  • Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
  • Did it hurt when you fell? …[REPLY:] Huh? [ME:]When you fell from heaven?
  • Did you just move from chord V to chord I? Because I think you’re perfect.
  • You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don’t know you well enough yet.
  • You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
  • If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you
  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes?
  • Was your father an alien? because you are out of this world
  • Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
  • You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • Hello, how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
  • I memorized every number in the phone book but managed to lose yours. I’m gonna need to get that

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