Hilarious Pickup Lines
For instance, if you are trying for a girl, all the below pickup lines are proven as it eliminates all the tension encountered between you both. In conclusion, it may also put a smile on her face. Why delay? Choose the best among them.
- Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!
- Did it hurt when you fell? …[REPLY:] Huh? [ME:]When you fell from heaven?
- Did you just move from chord V to chord I? Because I think you’re perfect.
- You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don’t know you well enough yet.
- You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
- If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
- Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you
- It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
- Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes?
- Was your father an alien? because you are out of this world
- Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
- You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- Hello, how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
- I memorized every number in the phone book but managed to lose yours. I’m gonna need to get that