Cute And Hilarious Pickup Lines That 100% Works

Witty Pickup LinesĀ 

Well, all these come under witty pickup lines where the user can choose and include their opinion in the form of a witty pickup line.

  • Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
  • Is your name Katniss, cuz you’re starting an uprising in MY district.
  • Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
  • Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
  • I can’t play the guitar but i’ll sure pluck your G String
  • “Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) “Cause you’re just my type!” Boy: let’s play the firetruck game! Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Okay…. RED LIGHT! Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • Stop being pre-paid and give me a minute Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks.


  • I want to buy you dinner!
  • Are you an aspirin because I’d like to take you every 4 to 6 hours
  • There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I’d like to mount and take back to my place
  • Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need to be filled.
  • Levi’s should pay your ass a royalty.
  • “Your name must be winter because you’re about to be coming.”
  • What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
  • My Zipper Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!
  • “Is your name homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be.”
  • I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all up in that booty….
  • If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I’d pour myself all over you Here is $30.
  • Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Best Pickup Lines

  • You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
  • Girl……you are like a tall glass of water. And I’m telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
  • If you were a word on a piece of paper you would read (fine print)
  • Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill.
  • I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
  • kissing is a language of love……. so how about a conversation?
  • How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
  • If you were a laser you’d be set to stunning.
  • Baby, your lips are like candy and in the fat kid Hey girl you got a father? ….Want a daddy?
  • If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
  • Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.
  • You’re in a relationship, I’m in a relationship but that doesn’t mean we can’t have relations You must be a ship you’ve always been on my radar
  • Is your address in the middle of the equator because you’re so hot!

So, these are the best cute pickup lines which I with my team has collected for you people. Hope you would love these collections for sure.

If you need any more pickup lines you can simply comment below. We will go through it and try to collect all the best pickup lines and keep in one place.

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