Witty Pickup Lines
Well, all these come under witty pickup lines where the user can choose and include their opinion in the form of a witty pickup line.
- Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
- Is your name Katniss, cuz you’re starting an uprising in MY district.
- Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
- Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
- I can’t play the guitar but i’ll sure pluck your G String
- “Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) “Cause you’re just my type!” Boy: let’s play the firetruck game! Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Okay…. RED LIGHT! Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
- Stop being pre-paid and give me a minute Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks.
- I want to buy you dinner!
- Are you an aspirin because I’d like to take you every 4 to 6 hours
- There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I’d like to mount and take back to my place
- Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need to be filled.
- Levi’s should pay your ass a royalty.
- “Your name must be winter because you’re about to be coming.”
- What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
- My Zipper Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!
- “Is your name homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be.”
- I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all up in that booty….
- If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I’d pour myself all over you Here is $30.
- Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Best Pickup Lines
- You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
- Girl……you are like a tall glass of water. And I’m telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
- If you were a word on a piece of paper you would read (fine print)
- Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill.
- I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
- kissing is a language of love……. so how about a conversation?
- How’d you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
- If you were a laser you’d be set to stunning.
- Baby, your lips are like candy and in the fat kid Hey girl you got a father? ….Want a daddy?
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- There aren’t enough “O”‘s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
- Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.
- You’re in a relationship, I’m in a relationship but that doesn’t mean we can’t have relations You must be a ship you’ve always been on my radar
- Is your address in the middle of the equator because you’re so hot!
So, these are the best cute pickup lines which I with my team has collected for you people. Hope you would love these collections for sure.
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