250+ Dirty Pick up Lines That Are Best, Nerdy And Crude

Picking up your partner and are you trying to explore your feelings/ need pickup lines for flirting? Then here you can go with numerous kind of nerdy pickup lines/ crude or also best flirt lines ever. So do select and choose any of the dirty pick up lines and engage your partner for the lifetime. Check out the huge collection of all the best pick up lines ever.

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Dirty Pickup Lines 

  • If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
  • They’re called “eyebrows” cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass
  • Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
  • Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you’ll always finish first.
  • What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
  • Whats a nice girl like you doing in a mind like mine?
  • That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.
  • You can call me “The Fireman”. Because I turn the hoes on.
  • It’s true there are plenty more fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I want to catch and mount back at my place.
  • I’m a businessman. I work in orifices. Got any openings?
  • I would tell you a joke about my penis. But its too long!
  • Damn baby, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
  • My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
  • If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
  • Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence
  • Do you cum here, often?
  • That’s a nice shirt. May I talk you out of it?
  • I’m going outside to make out. Care to join me?
  • I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
  • Are you a cowgirl? ‘Cause I can see you riding me.
  • I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.
  • I’ve written your name and story in my diary and that’s gone & taken pictures of your beauty and those are gone. I’ve seen and been with you, and have the memories forever.
  • I’m making a documentary on rare unique and exotic things on earth. Can we set up a lunch this afternoon to talk about you?
  •  Do you want to go drink coffee and see if we met our soulmate?

Best Flirt Lines Ever

  • Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover (bend over). Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? Or should I do it for you?
  • Where does this bus go anyway? You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle I must be lost.
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  • You’ve got some nice jewellery. It’d look great on my nightstand.
  • If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime
  • Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick I like being able to breathe but I wouldn’t mind having that ass-thma
  • Hey, girl, do you wanna dance cos you make my testicles do the macarena
  • Liquor is not the only hard thing around here.
  • Hey baby, I was wondering if you got enough sun today because I am trying to give you some vitamin D!
  • If your ass was snow, I’d plow it.
  • Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!
  • I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!
  • Hey, do you work on cars? cuz my shaft is needing fixing.
  • I’m studying to be a Taxidermist. Can I practice stuffing your pussy?
  • The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate.
  • You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
  • What do you like for breakfast?
  • How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
  • Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
  • You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
  • Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls
  • So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
  • I have a job for you, but it blows!
  • How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

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