250+ Dirty Pick up Lines That Are Best, Nerdy And Crude

Best Dirty Pickup Lines

Fine enough!!! Here we go with various disturbing pick up lines that might help you to grab your partner’s attention very well.

  • You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
  • Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
  • Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
  • Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
  • Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass
  • Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
  • Wanna go halves on a baby?
  • Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls

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  • I’m like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
  • Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long
  • I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink
  • Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
  • Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
  • Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
  • Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
  • Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood
  • On a scale from 1 to “the human centipede”, how close am I to that ass?
  • Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

Cute Flirt Lines

  • You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night
  • I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
  • You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
  • How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut
  • Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some
  • You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
  • Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
  • Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
  • Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
  • Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass
  • Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
  • Wanna go halves on a baby?
  • I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink

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