250+ Dirty Pick up Lines That Are Best, Nerdy And Crude

Dirty Pickup Lines For Girls

If you like to explore few best flirt lines ever for your girl, well can choose enough from the below list without having any doubt.

  • There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
  • I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
  • I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
  • Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  • I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
  • You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
  • I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
  • I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
  • You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
  • I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.


  • If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Was your father a mechanic? No? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
  • Sorry, I can’t hold on…I’ve already fallen for you.
  • Was your father a thief?Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Secret Service, ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.
  • Was your Dad in the Air Force?Because you’re da bomb.
  • I lost my keys…Can I check your pants?
  • You’re so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

Flirty Pick up Lines For Girls

  • Do you work at the post office?Because I see you checking out my package.
  • There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
  • Was your dad a farmer?Because you sure have great melons.
  • You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Wanna help prove him wrong?
  • Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  • Was your Dad a baker?Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
  • Was you father an alien?Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth.
  • Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?
  • What are you doing for the rest of your life?Because I want to spend it with you.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.
  • When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
  • Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

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