250+ Dirty Pick up Lines That Are Best, Nerdy And Crude

Nerdy Pickup Lines:

Nerdy Pickup Lines are the Most searched pickup lines on the internet. So the below pickup lines are the most famous pickup lines ever.

  1. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
  2. Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.
  3. Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
  4. That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
  5. That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
  6. That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
  7. Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
  8. Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
  9. Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
  10. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?


  1. So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
  2. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you
  3. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle
  4. Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
  5. Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
  6. F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Hilda?
  7. Would it be weird if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
  8. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot
  9. Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass
  10. Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!

Nerdy Pickup Lines Ever

  1. Wanna go halves on a baby?
  2. Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
  3. Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m picturing you holding up my balls
  4. You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night
  5. I’m like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
  6. Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long
  7. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink
  8. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
  9. Nice legs, when do they open?
  10. My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.
  11. Your ass is so nice that it’s a shame you have to sit on it.
  12. Those are nice jeans…Do you think I could get in them?
  13. Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized…You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room
  14. You’re so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
  15. Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one

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