285+ Funny Pick up Lines Which You Can Use To Impress Right Now

Why all these funny pick up lines plays a crucial role in every human’s life? A smart line which you pick up according to the situation attracts your partner very well. It is the key to approach other’s mind directly.

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Best Pick Up Lines Ever

  • “You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you”
  • Do you like popcorn? Good, because I was hoping we’d go to the movies after this corny line.
  • When people ask you to look five or ten years into the future you see me in it right?
  •  If you can’t tell whether you should go out with me then we should call my mom or yours. Mother knows best.
  •  You see all the stars in the sky tonight? That’s about as many times I’ve had you running around in my mind.
  • I’m making a documentary on rare unique and exotic things on earth. Can we set up a lunch this afternoon to talk about you?
  •  Do you want to go drink coffee and see if we met our soulmate?
  • I know I’m moving fast but I need to meet the people who made such a magnificent creature like you.
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund
  • Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
  • Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb
  • I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet
  • Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here
  • Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
  • Be unique and different, say yes
  • (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
  • You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • You’re like the beautiful treasure at the end of a rainbow, but the only difference is that you’re real.
  • You’re the narrator of my story because you’re the only one I listen to.
  • It’s a good thing I don’t have diabetes because you’re the sweetest person I know.

Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Life without you is just like life without having a penis, it’s pointless.
  • I like your new bangs and booty, so I should come bang that booty.
  • Just wondering… do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?
  • I go to the gym and can beat anyone who fights me. Want to go pick some flowers together?
  •  Are you a farmer because you have a nice cock.
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.


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