285+ Funny Pick up Lines Which You Can Use To Impress Right Now

Funny Pickup Lines For Her

Any man can easily pick her women but it not that easy. So choosing an attractive line to get her attention and express them will be an ultimate proposal. Being honest and trustworthy can approach the women successfully in a short period. that’s exactly all these pickup lines used for. Go, choose your cute pickup lines and make your Angel smile.


  • “I know where they give out free drinks. [Girl: Where?] My House!”
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • “Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”
  • They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  • “So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it, I swear I’ll give you a full refund.”
  • (hold out hand) “Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”
  •  I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  • There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  • “Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • “Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.”
  • “You must be a star; I can’t stop orbiting around you.”
  • Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  • You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life.”
  • “Can I borrow your phone? I just want to call your mom and thank her.”
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
  • Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
  • Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
  • You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  •  “No wonder why the sky is gray today. All of the blue is in your eyes.”
  • You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.”
  • “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

Pick Up Lines To Make Her Blush

  • You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
  • “If you’re feeling down, can I feel you up?”
  • “Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
  • I’ve fallen for you so hard that I can start worshiping you right now.
  • It would feel amazing to run my fingers through your hair all night long.
  • I think I just found my soulmate in you.
  • Be mine and I’ll be the most blessed guy in this world.
  • The sole purpose of my life will always be trying to make you happy.
  • It’s so beautiful how you remain on my mind whole day.
  • Your smile just makes me melt.
  • Meeting you is the highlight of my whole life.
  • You brighten my whole day.
  • Just the thought of spending my life with you makes me feel thankful.
  • I want to be your pillow at night.
  • You have the cutest smile I’ve ever seen.
  • Just need one thing to complete my life and that’s you.
  • I wish I knew how to stop thinking about you.
  • See my dream girl in you.
  • Can you guess what’s my biggest fear? thought of losing you.
  • I’d love to feel you in my arms when I hug you.
  • Since I saw you, I’ve had butterflies in my stomach.
  • I’d never meet a person as charming as you are.
  • Your smile just makes me melt.
  • How do you manage to look beautiful every time?
  • I need you in my life more than oxygen.


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