285+ Funny Pick up Lines Which You Can Use To Impress Right Now

Funny PickUp Lines For Him

Well!!!! Are you not crazy enough and smart looking man? Every woman thinks “Picking up my line and express with you is an interesting fact”. Do you never think about it? Be honest, trustworthy to your men and express your own and deep pick up lines. Here are some examples. Do choose and express it.


  • ‘Hey, can you help me get to a Doctor? My heart keeps skipping a beat when I’m with you.’
  • Are you as gorgeous on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • You shouldn’t roam about like that in broad daylight…’
  • Are you tired? Because you have been running across my mind all night.
  • So, tell me: how does it feel to look so great?
  • The best time is the present. Let’s go on a date.
  • Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
  • You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
  • I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
  • If I were your heart, would you allow me to beat?
  •  I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
  •  On a scale of 1-10, you are 9 and I am the 1 you need.
  • If I had a start for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
  • You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
  • Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I am looking for.
  •  I know there are many fish in the sea. But you were the only one who caught my eye.
  • If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
  • . I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
  •  I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
  •  Even if a thousand painters would work for thousands of years, they could never create a work of art as gorgeous as you.
  • May I know the time you’d be back in heaven?
  • I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
  • What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
  • I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?

Sweet Talk Pick Up Lines For A Men

  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
  • Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
  • Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. 
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
  • Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  • There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
  • Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
  • Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already.

  • Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
  • Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!
  • Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re Russian my heart rate!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
  • You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
  • Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
  • Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
  • Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  • How was heaven when you left it?
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  • You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.
  • If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.


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