285+ Funny Pick up Lines Which You Can Use To Impress Right Now

Funny PickUp Lines For Guys

If you go crazy of your man and are you not able to find out a sweetest and lovable pickup line? Well, I will help you out with best and smooth pick up lines for him. These are yet opposite to the one that are mentioned above.

  • “When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?”
  • “Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
  • You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • Hey, you work out.
  • Hey, give me your car keys… coz’ your driving me crazy
  • I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
  • That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
  • Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.
  • Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
  • I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
  • Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?


  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
  • You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.
  • My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
  • It’s a good job I brought my library card, because I’m checking you out.
  • You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill
  • I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
  • Is your second name Jacobs, because you’re a cracker?
  • Did you get your licenses suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Smooth Pick Up Lines To Use On Guys

  • Do these feel real to you?
  • You’re beautiful and has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together
  • Are you a plumber (or name any well-paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
  • Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
  • Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
  • There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
  • I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something… my jaw!
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • Is your middle name Gillette because you are the best man I can get.
  • Are you O.K.? Because it’s a long fall from heaven.
  • I must be in heaven, because I’m standing next to you!
  • I think you’ve got something in your eyes. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
  • I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.
  • Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?
  • You know, I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
  • I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you.
  • What pickup line actually works on you?
  • Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
  • Hello. Are you taking any applications for a girlfriend?
  • Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • Can I have a picture of you, so that I can show Santa the things I want for Christmas?
  • Did you just call me Honey? (What? No!) …Damn! My watch must be 30 minutes fast.


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