285+ Funny Pick up Lines Which You Can Use To Impress Right Now

Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls

  • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her; I just met the girl of my dreams.
  • That’s amazing! Your eyes are of the same colour as my Porche!
  • Are you O.K.? Because it’s a long fall from heaven.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Guy: Did I see u somewhere? (No!) Then I must have seen you in my dreams!
  • Hi, my name’s Right…Mr. Right.
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why don’t’ you just tell me the ones that worked, so that we can get past all that….?”
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • When God made you, he was showing off.
  • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  • I must be in heaven, because I’m standing next to you!
  • I think you’ve got something in your eyes. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.

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  • If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
  • Man, you sure are a bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
  • What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  • Tell me if you can handle a real woman.
  • Did you know you make me melt like a popsicle in the hot summer sun?
  • I know someone that’s totally into you and if I wasn’t so shy I’d tell you who she was.
  • You were awesome on television last night.
  • Tell me, are you are beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • Sure, I might be one of the prettiest gal here, but fact is I’m the only one coming over to talk to you.
  • I feel like you are premium coffee: bold, tall and strong.
  • Truth be told, you’re so much hotter than a sunburn.
  • Hey, are you the man that was going to buy me a beer?

Smooth Pick Up Lines For Girls

  • I think I’ve seen you before. Do you model?
  • Can you please tell me what it feels like to look so amazing?
  • I know how to read your palm and what it says is that in my heart you’ll give me a call very soon.
  • One-Living in the now is magical. Let’s just go out on a date.
  • What do you think about us taking a picture? I just want to make sure Santa Claus knows what I want for Christmas this year.
  • If I was in charge of rewriting the alphabet, I’d make sure U and I were right beside each other.
  • Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
  • You have my permission to make the first move.
  • So when are you gonna hit on me?
  • Stand still so I can pick you up.
  • I’ve got a secret, and I don’t intend to keep it.
  • Don’t worry, I am not drunk. I am just completely intoxicated with you.
  • So what do you do? Other than make women fall for you all day.
  • I guess I better keep quiet, because all of the things I’m thinking about doing to you are NSFW.
  • Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt?
  • Has anyone ever told you how good you smell?
  • Are you tired? Because you have been running across my mind all night.
  • Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Where are angels like you from?
  • You’re gonna break my heart, aren’t you?
  • What am I going to do with you? I have suggestions, but this might not be the place for them.
  • I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
  • If you could do absolutely anything to me right now, what would it be?
  • I just noticed you noticing me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you, too.
  • One-Living in the now is magical. Let’s just go out on a date.
  • What am I going to do with you? I have suggestions, but this might not be the place for them.

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