Latest Tinder Pickup Lines That Are Guaranteed To Work

Tinder PickUp Lines For Guys

Here is some tinder pick up lines for guys provided so that they might help you in reaching your partner in a better way. So let us go and select the best for your partner.

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  • “Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a ‘D’ in ‘fridge’ but no ‘D’ in ‘refrigerator’?” 
  • “Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled. What I’m looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.” 
  • “Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.'” 
  • “Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?” 
  • “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?” 
  • “If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?”
  • “Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants”
  • “Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you.”
  • “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.” 
  • “You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.”
  • “Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.”
  • “What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?”
  • “Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
  • “Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.”
  • “Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.”
  • “Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.”
  • “Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.”
  • “You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.”
  • “What are the chances I see you naked tonight?”
  • “If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?”

Tinder Pick up Lines Funny For Guys

  • What is your gpa?
  • I was thinking of calling heaven and asking for an angel but what I really want is a bad girl.
  • So happy I’m wearing gloves because you’re way too hot to handle.
  • Love your picture. Big thanks. Do you want to eat cookie dough sometime together?
  • Please tell me, on a scale of one to America, how available are you this evening?
  • Hey babe what’s up? If you were a spider, you would be a mommy long legs.
  • Hey honey, wanna twerk for me?
  • Did you know that before I left the rap game my stage name was Jenuine Rhyme…and I took Brooklyn by storm.
  • Can you please tell me what the odds are of me seeing you naked tonight?
  • I seriously want you to take me to brunch. Please don’t bust my heart because brunch time is just about finished.
  • If you worked at “build-a-bear” I’d stuff you right now.
  • Are you ovulating? I need a favor cuz I need a baby within the year to get my inheritance.
  • I want you to treat me like a pirate and just give me your booty.
  • Did you know I use pizza in the bedroom.
  • So apparently we both have fantastic taste. So this is to you and me. I’m doing all the talking and you are just sitting looking pretty.

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